there have been two classic jack moments over the last few days that i feel need to be documented, if not for anything other than preserving the memory for him to read about when he's older!
story #1:
we're in church on christmas, and politely decided to stay in the "cry" area since jack tends to get a bit fidgety. mike was walking him around a bit and they happened upon a statue of jesus on the cross. well jack proceeds to tell mike how jesus "looks stinky, he stinks...he's dirty and stinky." um, right, i'm pretty sure that is not what was going through jesus' mind while he was dying on the cross, but only a two year-old could come up with that!
story #2:
mike took jack to the park this afternoon so i could attempt to nap. he wore his rain boots because we got a ridiculous amount of rain yesterday--the boots don't really stay on his feet all that well. anyways, mike and jack are playing with his ball...mike misses a b-ball shot (ahem, big surprise;) and jack says to him "let me do it." he throws the ball, misses, and then face plants...tears ensue and jack pleads to go home so "mommy can kiss it." well, on their way home while mike is carrying both jack and the ball, jack's boot falls off not once, but twice...when it happens the second time, mike let's out the following: "f'ing boots!" jack immediately looks at mike and says "f'ing boots!" quickly mike tries to alleviate the situation by letting jack know he's not supposed to say that word, and jack looks at him and goes "you're not supposed to say f'ing boots!" mike then says yes, please don't say that and especially not in front of mommy (ha)! so what do you think jack does as soon as they come home...he runs up to me and says "i got a boo-boo because i fell at the park and you're not supposed to say f'ing boots!" i about fell over and mike could barely contain himself. mike was promptly given a time-out and jack now goes around saying "we're not supposed to say bad words!!!"
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